Peckish bird briefly downs big atom smasher
November 9, 2009
The LHC tunnel
A peckish bird briefly knocked out part of the world's biggest atom smasher by causing a chain reaction with a piece of bread, the European Organisation for Nuclear Research (CERN) said Monday.
Bits of a French loaf dropped on an external electrical power supply caused a short circuit last week, triggering failsafe devices that shut down part of the cooling system of the giant experiment to probe the secrets of the universe, CERN said.
The system was restored several hours after the incident last Tuesday while the multi-billion dollar Large Hadron Collider was barely affected, a spokeswoman said.
"The bird escaped unharmed but lost its bread," CERN said in a statement.
"On Tuesday 3 November, a bird carrying a baguette bread caused a short circuit in an electrical outdoor installation that serves sectors 7-8 and 8-1 of the LHC," it added.
"The knock-on effects included an interruption to the operation of the LHC cryogenics system."
The 27 kilometre-long (17 mile) particle collider, which runs in a circular tunnel under the French-Swiss border near the city of Geneva, has been plagued by problems since it was briefly started up in September 2008.
However, CERN said the latest incident was minor and did not affect attempts to restart the accelerator later this month following repairs.
"It made for a small warming from absolute zero (minus 273 degrees Celsius, minus 459 degrees Fahrenheit) on the Celsius scale to minus 268 degrees but the machine was not stopped," CERN spokesman Renilde Vanden Broek told AFP.
"Everything returned to normal a few hours later and operations were able to resume in the night of November 5," she added.
Designed to shed light on the origins of the universe, the LHC at CERN took nearly 20 years to complete and cost six billion Swiss francs (3.9 billion euros, 4.9 billion dollars) to build.
The bird was believed to be an owl.
(c) 2009 AFP



Awww...
And Going; well, I was going to be all in your face about it since we clearly don't know the reasons for why it might be that way but... that is kinda stupid actually. Achilles' heel.
They could put a giant metal mesh net around it, or have laser sentries activated by motion to attack shit. >:\
We better not find ourselves moments from finding the higgs when a squirrel decides to charge at the power supplies.
"Chain reaction" is as wrong as "Atom Smasher".
PHYSORG readers know the difference. Why not the writer ? The former pertains to fission reactors, and the latter term from pre-WWII accelerators, both irrelevant here.
oh please!!!
Bummer for the bird though.
Also, if any extraterrestrial beings are watching us, they are, yet again, laughing their ass off.
Seriously, this stuff is hilarious. Someone should write a book entitled, "Woes of a Physicist" after this is over.
Could it be? That what they're trying to DO,the very thing they're looking FOR? Is stopping this whole project from succeeding? lol A Bird? It's always the *machine's fault*or... in this case,*bird*...lol and NOT the Operators fault lol
All your comments here are funny,won't quote them all,but I agree,100%;)lol
They already did, this merely confirms their theory and shall prompt a new press release!
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